the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

neverhappened13:

babyferaligator:

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

when I was like 5 1/2 I legitimately went to the hospital for eating like 2 whole jars it was great

i love u

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.